Tanto y tan poco
tan cerca y tan lejos...
Un beso... un sueño
Una emoción... falsa ilusión

viernes, 25 de julio de 2008

How to break a Heart

[English version of "Como Romper un Corazón en 10 pasos"]

1ºBefore you start, you look for a victim to break his heart, preferably one with a weak mind.

2º First of all, become his bestfriend, pretend to be interested and worried for his troubles, be relevant or not.

3º The next step is insinuate him, and make him know that you can be something more, that so much compatibility must mean something.

4º Don't forget conquer him, with gifts, pretty words and facts that make him trust you.

5º It's vital that you use all your talent as an actor/actress for this, because you're going to ask if she/he wants to be yor girlfriend/boyfriend. And if this step doesn't work, you can't break his heart.

6º Now that you got to be his girlfriend/boyfriend, make sure you swear eternal love and say it she/he is the first in many things, and that you have never loved before as now.

7º Another way of doing it is to introduce to your family and tell to the whole world.

8º be careful not to fall in love, if this happen you run the risk to have your heart broken.

9º Before you finish, make sure to your victim that you trust him, and tell him that all the women/men are better than she/he, but after always say sorry, so, the last step will be perfect.

10º Finally, tell him you don't love him as before, that everything was a mistake, or more simple, that you met another girl/boy better than him.

jueves, 3 de julio de 2008